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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pukicho
pukicho

If modern day government was a monarchy and I was in charge, ho ho, the things I’d do

dragonbane6

Please list some things you would do, my liege

pukicho

I dunno, ensure a proper separation of church and state instead of the half-baked version we have now so that one’s personal preferences doesn’t actively hurt and affect the lives of millions by willfully ignoring the utilitarian nature of helpful ordinances. 

pukicho

Actually scratch that, I want to release dangerous exotic animals into malls 

chaoticruler

Why not both?

did-you-know
did-you-know:
“A man once tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson with two different pistols and failed both times. On January 30th, 1835, Richard Lawrence attempted to shoot President Jackson while he was attending a funeral. His weapons misfired one...
did-you-know

A man once tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson with two different pistols and failed both times. On January 30th, 1835, Richard Lawrence attempted to shoot President Jackson while he was attending a funeral. His weapons misfired one after the other, and Jackson had to be held back from trying to beat him with his cane. Source Source 2

chaoticruler

Reminder that one of Andrew Jackson’s regrets was that he did NOT kill enough people to satisfy his bloodlust.

Source: didyouknowblog.com